Tomcussnur is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, conceited dog.

Tomcussnur created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomcussnur, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tomcussnur, she will have a low opinion of you.

Tomcussnur's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tomcussnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.