Xinlancum is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, happy slug.

Xinlancum created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Xinlancum, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xinlancum, she will strike you with lightening.

Xinlancum's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Xinlancum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near rats while wearing cyan trousers.

3. Always wash your hands before prayer.

4. Never talk about cats.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.