Vogfossfob Hadbegcib is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, clever centaur.

Vogfossfob Hadbegcib created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogfossfob Hadbegcib, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vogfossfob Hadbegcib, he will turn you into a hamster.

Vogfossfob Hadbegcib's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Vogfossfob Hadbegcib's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.