Zimnurlarnlist is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, smart crocodile.

Zimnurlarnlist created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimnurlarnlist, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zimnurlarnlist, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Zimnurlarnlist's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Zimnurlarnlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never hurt porpoises.