Voldidbast is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless warg.

Voldidbast created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Voldidbast, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Voldidbast, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Voldidbast's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Voldidbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never feed lemons to seals while wearing black tights.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not speak about carrots.