Bessfetwot is a god.

It takes the form of a large, contented turtle.

Bessfetwot created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Bessfetwot, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bessfetwot, it will be very sad.

Bessfetwot's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bessfetwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not take Bessfetwot's name in vain.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.