Yakfadlib is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful hippopotamus.

Yakfadlib created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakfadlib, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yakfadlib, it will have a low opinion of you.

Yakfadlib's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Yakfadlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Never approach forests carrying clay.

3. Never record signs.

4. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.

5. Do not prepare turnips while wearing shorts.