Pasdobgep is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, humane raven.

Pasdobgep created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasdobgep, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pasdobgep, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pasdobgep's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Pasdobgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Pasdobgep's name in vain.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Pasdobgep in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never wear gray jumpers.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.