Fatbafmit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody bee.

Fatbafmit created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Fatbafmit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fatbafmit, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fatbafmit's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fatbafmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never feed bananas to shrews while wearing boots.

3. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never prepare rice during autumn.