Boggebgem Gennakrat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, almighty hare.

Boggebgem Gennakrat created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boggebgem Gennakrat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Boggebgem Gennakrat, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Boggebgem Gennakrat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Boggebgem Gennakrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Boggebgem Gennakrat's name in vain.

2. Erect five titanium sculptures of Boggebgem Gennakrat on top of important buildings.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Hide from orange mites for they are unholy.