Jinbitnig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise crab.

Jinbitnig created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinbitnig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jinbitnig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jinbitnig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Jinbitnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear jumpers marked with violet.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not kill otters.