Libflanfas is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, effective cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Libflanfas created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Libflanfas, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Libflanfas, he will think nothing of it.

Libflanfas' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Libflanfas' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Put Libflanfas first in all things.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Do not make images of living things.