Zigbudpas is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful narwhal.

Zigbudpas created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigbudpas, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zigbudpas, he will torture you forever.

Zigbudpas' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Zigbudpas' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Zigbudpas must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never allow seals to witness sacred rites.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near squirrels while wearing purple skirts and balancing five iron spheres on your face.