Cidgodjat is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, happy newt.

Cidgodjat created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidgodjat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cidgodjat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cidgodjat's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cidgodjat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not chant at rivers.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.