Mattonkdut Flanbonhimgut is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain parrot.

Mattonkdut Flanbonhimgut created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mattonkdut Flanbonhimgut, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mattonkdut Flanbonhimgut, it will not invite you to parties.

Mattonkdut Flanbonhimgut's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Mattonkdut Flanbonhimgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Mattonkdut Flanbonhimgut in the centre of the settlement.