Pannargedjab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, clever hare.

Pannargedjab created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pannargedjab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pannargedjab, he will make you grow a tail.

Pannargedjab's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Pannargedjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Pannargedjab's name in vain.

2. Put Pannargedjab first in all things.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.