Cambumhigshav is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, boastful
shark.
Cambumhigshav created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cambumhigshav, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Cambumhigshav, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Cambumhigshav's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Cambumhigshav's Holy Commandments1. Cambumhigshav loves doves, so they must be honoured.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Never sing in the presence of whales.