Cityatwadman is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, all-knowing dog.

Cityatwadman created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cityatwadman, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cityatwadman, it will turn you into a slug.

Cityatwadman's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cityatwadman's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near eagles while wearing gray skirts and balancing eight platinum spheres on your face.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Erect six lead sculptures of Cityatwadman on top of important buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.