Fadlipgil is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omniscient human.

Fadlipgil created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Fadlipgil, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fadlipgil, she will not care at all.

Fadlipgil's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fadlipgil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn doves, for they are unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Put Fadlipgil first in all things.

4. Never feed lots of tomatoes to rats while wearing yellow coats.

5. Never look in ponds.