Badtonkgig Cinfudsid Nultargspag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, uncaring rat.

Badtonkgig Cinfudsid Nultargspag created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Badtonkgig Cinfudsid Nultargspag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Badtonkgig Cinfudsid Nultargspag, she will turn you into a rock.

Badtonkgig Cinfudsid Nultargspag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Badtonkgig Cinfudsid Nultargspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never allow snails to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.