Quilldambarn is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent
wasp.
Quilldambarn created energy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quilldambarn, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Quilldambarn, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Quilldambarn's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Quilldambarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep five ducks in a large pit.
2. Do not wear cyan clothing.
3. Always help sick otters.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Quilldambarn.