Bestzaksand is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, thoughtless bat.

Bestzaksand created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bestzaksand, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bestzaksand, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bestzaksand's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bestzaksand's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never remain standing at dusk.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.