Popdidyam is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate
dragon.
Popdidyam created a strange quark four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Popdidyam, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Popdidyam, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Popdidyam's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Popdidyam's Holy Commandments1. Popdidyam loves swans, so they must be respected.
2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
3. Never look at comets.
4. Never write about photosynthesis.
5. Do not kill monkeys.