Cendudquam is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow
ant.
Cendudquam created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cendudquam, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Cendudquam, it will turn you into a mole.
Cendudquam's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Cendudquam's Holy Commandments1. Always wear cyan.
2. Never wear fawn coats.
3. Never think about solid mechanics.
4. Never talk about spacetime.
5. Never eat bark.