Wodquafgem is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, irritating
bear.
Wodquafgem created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wodquafgem, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Wodquafgem, it will turn you into a duck.
Wodquafgem's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Wodquafgem's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Never hurt swans.
3. Retreat if eight porpoises approach from the west.
4. Never chant near ants.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.