Litlidkabkip is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, capable snail.

Litlidkabkip created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Litlidkabkip, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Litlidkabkip, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Litlidkabkip's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Litlidkabkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown kilts.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Run away if eight porpoises approach from the south.

4. Do not name children after snakes.

5. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.