Batcidmin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing crocodile.

Batcidmin created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batcidmin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Batcidmin, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Batcidmin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Batcidmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Batcidmin loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Batcidmin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look at black holes.