Cabflanhom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humorless cow.

Cabflanhom created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabflanhom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cabflanhom, it will cry a lot.

Cabflanhom's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cabflanhom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. Run away if seven porpoises approach from the east.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not chop down trees.