Kopnellstan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, dishonest sheep.

Kopnellstan created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Kopnellstan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kopnellstan, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kopnellstan's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Kopnellstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never gather four tapirs near walls.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.