Vengovhan Cissvigfom Dittarpbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, compassionate gnu.

Vengovhan Cissvigfom Dittarpbiss created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vengovhan Cissvigfom Dittarpbiss, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vengovhan Cissvigfom Dittarpbiss, he will cry a lot.

Vengovhan Cissvigfom Dittarpbiss' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Vengovhan Cissvigfom Dittarpbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Put Vengovhan Cissvigfom Dittarpbiss first in all things.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never sprint near eagles.