Safgommig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking faun.

Safgommig created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safgommig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Safgommig, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Safgommig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Safgommig's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.