Largarn is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive goat.

Largarn created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Largarn, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Largarn, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Largarn's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Largarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Never talk about special relativity near whales while wearing mauve shirts.