Bedlithon Himlap Dotgof is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, self-assured spider.

Bedlithon Himlap Dotgof created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bedlithon Himlap Dotgof, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bedlithon Himlap Dotgof, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bedlithon Himlap Dotgof's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bedlithon Himlap Dotgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never play with disobedient children.