Faspopvab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tiresome warg.

Faspopvab created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Faspopvab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Faspopvab, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Faspopvab's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Faspopvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt geese.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.