Volcissdob is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair dryad.

Volcissdob created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Volcissdob, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Volcissdob, he will not care at all.

Volcissdob's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Volcissdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with purple.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

4. Hide from gray swans for they are unholy.

5. Do not take Volcissdob's name in vain.