Negxenflagkipdisslakwigwip Fadmadrak is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unthinking warg.

Negxenflagkipdisslakwigwip Fadmadrak created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Negxenflagkipdisslakwigwip Fadmadrak, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Negxenflagkipdisslakwigwip Fadmadrak, he will not care at all.

Negxenflagkipdisslakwigwip Fadmadrak's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Negxenflagkipdisslakwigwip Fadmadrak's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Negxenflagkipdisslakwigwip Fadmadrak in the centre of the settlement.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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