Linzag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unselfish donkey.

Linzag created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linzag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Linzag, she will be very sad.

Linzag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Linzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near swans while wearing turquoise scarves and balancing four silicon spheres on your head.

2. Never laugh in the presence of great tits.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Linzag loves mites, so they must be respected.

5. Hide if nine rats approach from the south.