Vadbamgeb is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident warg.

Vadbamgeb created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Vadbamgeb, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vadbamgeb, she will not care at all.

Vadbamgeb's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Vadbamgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vadbamgeb.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not take Vadbamgeb's name in vain.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Never mention shrews.