Rapnilsinmip is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unthinking bat.

Rapnilsinmip created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapnilsinmip, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rapnilsinmip, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Rapnilsinmip's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rapnilsinmip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Worship no other gods but Rapnilsinmip.

5. Never hurt tortoises.