Feddindoss Cimrenfut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish camel.

Feddindoss Cimrenfut created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Feddindoss Cimrenfut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Feddindoss Cimrenfut, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Feddindoss Cimrenfut's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Feddindoss Cimrenfut's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.