Log is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, sage
wren.
Log created the Milkyway six million years ago.
If you believe in
Log, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Log, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Log's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Log's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Always wear cyan.