Log is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, sage wren.

Log created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Log, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Log, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Log's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Log's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always wear cyan.