Dunominmot is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, egotistical lizard.

Dunominmot created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunominmot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dunominmot, he will be very sad.

Dunominmot's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Dunominmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of aubergines to dolphins while wearing violet dresses.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never mention cats.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. You must never eat oranges.