Hivcitcebtiffutcarnathas is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage
hedgehog.
Hivcitcebtiffutcarnathas created a strange quark two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hivcitcebtiffutcarnathas, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Hivcitcebtiffutcarnathas, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Hivcitcebtiffutcarnathas' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Hivcitcebtiffutcarnathas' Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Never think ill of sick bats.
3. Never talk about dark matter near horses while wearing brown kilts.
4. Never hop near manatees.
5. Never look in ponds.