Manmiphitripab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witless wyrm.

Manmiphitripab created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manmiphitripab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Manmiphitripab, she will send you a sign.

Manmiphitripab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Manmiphitripab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Manmiphitripab must be the most important thing in your life.