Ziggepdub is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy monkey.

Ziggepdub created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ziggepdub, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ziggepdub, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Ziggepdub's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Ziggepdub's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet eagles for they are unholy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not study archaea on holy days.

5. Always pray immersed in water.