Larngubwit is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, deceitful zebra.

Larngubwit created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Larngubwit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Larngubwit, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Larngubwit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Larngubwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear hats marked with indigo.

2. Never fashion tools from clay.

3. Put Larngubwit first in all things.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Respect your elders.