Cutteenort is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, caring dog.

Cutteenort created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cutteenort, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cutteenort, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cutteenort's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cutteenort's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.