Mabboglam is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited
badger.
Mabboglam created energy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mabboglam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Mabboglam, it will turn you into a rat.
Mabboglam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Mabboglam's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat coconuts.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never wear hats.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never think about comets.