Mabboglam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited badger.

Mabboglam created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabboglam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mabboglam, it will turn you into a rat.

Mabboglam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Mabboglam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about comets.