Dabwodhin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, bad-tempered wren.

Dabwodhin created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabwodhin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dabwodhin, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dabwodhin's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dabwodhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect your elders.