Flisdisskan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic dragonfly.

Flisdisskan created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Flisdisskan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flisdisskan, it will be very sad.

Flisdisskan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Flisdisskan's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.