Narlogmigvil is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, sage newt.

Narlogmigvil created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlogmigvil, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Narlogmigvil, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Narlogmigvil's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Narlogmigvil's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Run away from green sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.