Fotdunquag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring goose.

Fotdunquag created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Fotdunquag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fotdunquag, he will think nothing of it.

Fotdunquag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fotdunquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

3. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.