Boghentim is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating seal.

Boghentim created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Boghentim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Boghentim, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Boghentim's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Boghentim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.