Yargedved is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing camel.

Yargedved created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yargedved, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yargedved, she will ignore you.

Yargedved's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yargedved's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six gulls approach from the north.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near ducks while wearing blue stockings and balancing four lead spheres on your feet.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.