Raptifpig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, confident guinea pig.

Raptifpig created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raptifpig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Raptifpig, she will come to you in dreams.

Raptifpig's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Raptifpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

2. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never mention foxes.

5. Do not record signs concerning black holes.