Lunmatnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm dragonfly.

Lunmatnarl created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunmatnarl, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lunmatnarl, it will turn you into a mouse.

Lunmatnarl's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Lunmatnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lunmatnarl.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near tortoises while wearing turquoise rings and balancing three nickel spheres on your back.