Sassiggun is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable fish.

Sassiggun created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sassiggun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sassiggun, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Sassiggun's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sassiggun's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Sassiggun on top of all buildings.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Sassiggun in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

5. Never leap in autumn.