Gomsakomt is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical raccoon.

Gomsakomt created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomsakomt, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gomsakomt, she will jump up and down on your head.

Gomsakomt's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gomsakomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never stain your head with orange.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not speak about tomatoes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.