Nulmegcep is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing hare.

Nulmegcep created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulmegcep, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nulmegcep, she will turn you into a snail.

Nulmegcep's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nulmegcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never leap near hamsters.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

5. Never feed lots of beans to ants while wearing indigo jumpers.