Xemrutyatbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome ferret.

Xemrutyatbiss created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xemrutyatbiss, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xemrutyatbiss, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Xemrutyatbiss' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Xemrutyatbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xemrutyatbiss.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Put Xemrutyatbiss first in all things.