Citgepsas is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, kind rhinoceros.

Citgepsas created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citgepsas, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Citgepsas, he will destroy your favourite star.

Citgepsas' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Citgepsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four cats in one place.

2. Never think about spacetime near tortoises while wearing violet coats and balancing three aluminium spheres on your head.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.