Kadtigciss is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, smart skunk.

Kadtigciss created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadtigciss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kadtigciss, she will destroy your favourite star.

Kadtigciss' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Kadtigciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Kadtigciss' name in vain.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide from red sheep for they are unholy.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.