Kipveenzag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring badger.

Kipveenzag created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipveenzag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kipveenzag, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kipveenzag's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Kipveenzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Do not prepare limes while filled with anger.

5. Never stain your neck with cyan.