Genflisfon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, witless porpoise.

Genflisfon created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Genflisfon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Genflisfon, she will remove you from existence.

Genflisfon's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Genflisfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Hide from turquoise geese for they are unholy.

4. Never mention bats.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.