Listdudxem is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless sheep.

Listdudxem created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Listdudxem, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Listdudxem, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Listdudxem's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Listdudxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide from gray aardvarks for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Listdudxem in the centre of the settlement.