Genbangan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair deer.

Genbangan created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genbangan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Genbangan, she will destroy your favourite star.

Genbangan's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Genbangan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.