Rilhintof is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, effective armadillo.

Rilhintof created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilhintof, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rilhintof, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rilhintof's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Rilhintof's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rilhintof's priests.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rilhintof.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rilhintof.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Rilhintof on top of all buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.