Ladranbus is a god.

He takes the form of a small, clever newt.

Ladranbus created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladranbus, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ladranbus, he will not care at all.

Ladranbus' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Ladranbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

2. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never mix peas with blood.

5. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.